Size

Just how hung are you? That's a question that comes up in almost every hookup. It's an important question when asked of the top, because there is nothing less exciting than to find out the guy can barely make a dent.

The problem is guys measure in different ways, using some of the oddest rulers to be found, sometimes stretching into alternate universes.

Based on the average size claimed versus what I've seen on these men, I must measure somewhere in the 8" range. I Suppose that's correct if you measure from the bottom of the cock. The problem is that some guys don't stop at the base of the dick.

The most accurate but least flattering measure is along the top to the tip. I lose some in this measure. And it's also important to know girth because I've seen guys who are pencil dicked, and others that are beer cans. One can't even be felt and the other will tear you a new asshole.

So I typically answer with "Everybody measures in different ways but my tool is long and thicker and lots of guys have choked on it."

The guys seem to like that answer, especially if I send a picture of it and other adult stuff.